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Green Cadet
haywire
Posts: 528
Registered: ‎02-26-2004

SupersexyCPR.com - How To video (Possibly NSFW)

Real advice on how to administer CPR.  However, possibly NSFW.  No nudity.  Just women in underwear. 

 

I suppose they're just trying to make the world a safer place.  haha

 

Check out the abdominal thrust in case someone around you starts choking.  :smileyhappy:  This actually happened to me a few weeks ago.  A woman at a table across from me started choking.  I got up to help her out but the waiter beat me to her.  He saved her life because the other woman at her table didn't know what to do.  Very surreal when it actually happens in public.

 

Enjoy

 

http://www.supersexycpr.com/cpr.html

 

P.S.  Admin.  I don't think it is but...if this is inappropriate I apologize.  Please remove if you feel it's necessary.

Veteran Rifleman
Natedog51
Posts: 4,072
Registered: ‎01-11-2004

Re: SupersexyCPR.com - How To video (Possibly NSFW)

They must have changed the cycle because when I went through CPR training it's 3 breathes and 15 compressions (and they had just changed THAT cycle as well).

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Black Ops
jwhx
Posts: 12,487
Registered: ‎03-02-2004

Re: SupersexyCPR.com - How To video (Possibly NSFW)

Well, I was breathing heavy and compressing something after watching that video. It took way more than thirty though.
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Delta Force
Callred
Posts: 7,538
Registered: ‎03-23-2005

Re: SupersexyCPR.com - How To video (Possibly NSFW)

Sweeeeet.... I need to go back for additional training. That's nothing like the courses I've taken before.

Hairdresser
Squiddy
Posts: 2,943
Registered: ‎06-13-2005

Re: SupersexyCPR.com - How To video (Possibly NSFW)

Remember, you have to break the sternum! (Then bone the fish..)

Pathfinder
Transco901
Posts: 5,076
Registered: ‎07-29-2006

Re: SupersexyCPR.com - How To video (Possibly NSFW)

Anyone bookmark that page for later 'study'? :smileywink:


Veteran Rifleman
One Fan To Another
Posts: 2,657
Registered: ‎01-09-2004

Re: SupersexyCPR.com - How To video (Possibly NSFW)

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     Hmm, that was directed in an incredibly unsexy (annoying) way.

     The kooky thing about CPR is that if the person's heart is stopped or fibrillating there's a 99.999999999999999999% chance that you will not start it with CPR.  So, all of those movies you've seen are BS.

Veteran Rifleman
Natedog51
Posts: 4,072
Registered: ‎01-11-2004

Re: SupersexyCPR.com - How To video (Possibly NSFW)

The whole point of CPR is to keep oxygen flowing to the person's brain, not start the heart.

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Veteran Rifleman
One Fan To Another
Posts: 2,657
Registered: ‎01-09-2004

Re: SupersexyCPR.com - How To video (Possibly NSFW)

 


Natedog51 wrote:

The whole point of CPR is to keep oxygen flowing to the person's brain, not start the heart.


     Another successful post by Captain Obvious!  Thanks Cap.!

 

Veteran Rifleman
Natedog51
Posts: 4,072
Registered: ‎01-11-2004

Re: SupersexyCPR.com - How To video (Possibly NSFW)


One Fan To Another wrote:

     Hmm, that was directed in an incredibly unsexy (annoying) way.

     The kooky thing about CPR is that if the person's heart is stopped or fibrillating there's a 99.999999999999999999% chance that you will not start it with CPR.  So, all of those movies you've seen are BS.


With posts like this, someone has to point out the obvious to you.

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Manslaughterer
Synchronous Failure
Posts: 4,496
Registered: ‎08-12-2009

Re: SupersexyCPR.com - How To video (Possibly NSFW)

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Natedog51 wrote:

One Fan To Another wrote:

     Hmm, that was directed in an incredibly unsexy (annoying) way.

     The kooky thing about CPR is that if the person's heart is stopped or fibrillating there's a 99.999999999999999999% chance that you will not start it with CPR.  So, all of those movies you've seen are BS.


With posts like this, someone has to point out the obvious to you.


Oh don't fret over dear old OFTA. His heart is in the right place even if his words come across as being from a pretentious little brat.

 

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Veteran Rifleman
One Fan To Another
Posts: 2,657
Registered: ‎01-09-2004

Re: SupersexyCPR.com - How To video (Possibly NSFW)

 


Natedog51 wrote:

One Fan To Another wrote:

     Hmm, that was directed in an incredibly unsexy (annoying) way.

     The kooky thing about CPR is that if the person's heart is stopped or fibrillating there's a 99.999999999999999999% chance that you will not start it with CPR.  So, all of those movies you've seen are BS.


With posts like this, someone has to point out the obvious to you.


 

    "You are a bit slow at reading and comprehending, aren't you?"

 

     Should I explain that quote to you or can you figure it out on your own?

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