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sk8wnec
Posts: 2,171
Registered: ‎05-07-2004

Florida is a shit hole

So Im visiting Ft. Lauderdale for work. Its the 2nd time Ive ever been here in my life. Im pretty excited because almost every cop episode is based somewhere in Florida. And sure enough it all clicks in why. Just leaving the airport and getting my bags in claim I am surrounded by white trash girls. They all look 15 and have a kid or two. Or its a fat ass white girl with the greasiest black guy she can find. So off I goto the customer, we have cubans driving 1000000 mph and old **bleep**ing white ladies drive 40 on the highway. As well as the little ol black lady who isnt sure where to go. **bleep**. All I wanna do is drive 12 miles to Pompano Beach. I get to my hotel. Ok its in a nice area. I check in. After walking to find a pizza joint one block away in both directions is a shit hole neighborhood. Gotta take the car I guess. Find one. I feel safer in Dorchester getting pizza. Anyways after a week worth of driving all around Boward county I am ready to get the **bleep** back to LA. Where its safer.  
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Natedog51
Posts: 4,072
Registered: ‎01-11-2004

Re: Florida is a shit hole

That's saying something when LA is considered safer. :smileyvery-happy:
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Egglick
Posts: 8,483
Registered: ‎01-28-2004

Re: Florida is a shit hole

I frequent a site called the Dailyrotten where they post the most **bleep**ed up stories imaginable.  Out of the whole world, I'd say 90% of them are from Florida.
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Callred
Posts: 7,538
Registered: ‎03-23-2005

Re: Florida is a shit hole

Dude, Florida is a shit hole. You said it in the subject line. I can't add anything after that.

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Squiddy
Posts: 2,943
Registered: ‎06-13-2005

Re: Florida is a shit hole

Sure it sucks but where else are you going to get a really good Cuban sandwich?

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St_Patrick
Posts: 549
Registered: ‎02-01-2006

Re: Florida is a shit hole

^ Cuba
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Gh3tTo5oLdIeR
Posts: 3,579
Registered: ‎08-14-2004

Re: Florida is a shit hole

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I thought you lived in boston?..what are you going to L.A. for?
Message Edited by Gh3tTo5oLdIeR on 07-24-2009 01:06 PM
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Squiddy
Posts: 2,943
Registered: ‎06-13-2005

Re: Florida is a shit hole


St_Patrick wrote:
^ Cuba

For most Americans that means a flight first to Mexico City then another flight to Havana.  I guess a stop for Tortas would not be so bad, just don't drink the water (and watch out for the drug cartel).

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chemgeek
Posts: 8,669
Registered: ‎01-20-2005

Re: Florida is a shit hole

Don't forget it's hot and humid as hell in Florida. 
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sk8wnec
Posts: 2,171
Registered: ‎05-07-2004

Re: Florida is a shit hole

I dont live in boston. I may have said it just to not narrow down where I live on a public forum but I really live in Springfield, MA. Out in western MA. LA is my other home. WAY WAY out west.
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AMDnewbie2005
Posts: 4,260
Registered: ‎12-05-2005

Re: Florida is a shit hole

This isn't the first time i've heard this lol, if i go there it's for the rollercoasters then i'm out.
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Squiddy
Posts: 2,943
Registered: ‎06-13-2005

Re: Florida is a shit hole

^^That Spiderman ride at Universal Studios was the shit!  Best ride I've ever enjoyed aside from the Coasters at Cedar Point.
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Transco901
Posts: 5,076
Registered: ‎07-29-2006

Re: Florida is a shit hole

I've only been to Orlando (for a conference so I didn't get to 'play').  Jeebus its f*cking humid!  I thought Houston was bad.  I would never live there.  I grew up in the Rio Grande Valley (here in Texas), so palm trees, sun and beaches don't impress me.

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Transco901
Posts: 5,076
Registered: ‎07-29-2006

Re: Florida is a shit hole


sk8wnec wrote:
I dont live in boston. I may have said it just to not narrow down where I live on a public forum but I really live in Springfield, MA. Out in western MA. LA is my other home. WAY WAY out west.

Been to Gardner, MA?  I may end up out there (for business). 


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sk8wnec
Posts: 2,171
Registered: ‎05-07-2004

Re: Florida is a shit hole


Transco901 wrote:

sk8wnec wrote:
I dont live in boston. I may have said it just to not narrow down where I live on a public forum but I really live in Springfield, MA. Out in western MA. LA is my other home. WAY WAY out west.

Been to Gardner, MA?  I may end up out there (for business). 


 

yea thats down rt2 up near the top of mass not far from the nh border.
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sk8wnec
Posts: 2,171
Registered: ‎05-07-2004

Re: Florida is a shit hole

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/08/10/horses.slaughtered/index.html
Blooded Grunt
Posts: 1,818
Registered: ‎08-17-2005

Re: Florida is a shit hole

WAIT A MINUTE... "Coolest user with a numer in his name"... God dammit, bested again!
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Coolest User with a number in his name!
sk8wnec
Posts: 2,171
Registered: ‎05-07-2004

Re: Florida is a shit hole

Been that way for a while now lol

 

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werepossum
Posts: 3,120
Registered: ‎11-04-2004

Re: Florida is a shit hole


astriir1 wrote:
WAIT A MINUTE... "Coolest user with a numer in his name"... God dammit, bested again!

Ooh, burn!

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doomtrooper
Posts: 1,891
Registered: ‎01-03-2006

Re: Florida is a shit hole

I just got back from miami. I only visited south beach, the moment you lave the art deco area and walk 2 blocks away from the beach it gets ugly fast. It's like that with most places.
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Transco901
Posts: 5,076
Registered: ‎07-29-2006

Re: Florida is a shit hole


werepossum wrote:

astriir1 wrote:
WAIT A MINUTE... "Coolest user with a numer in his name"... God dammit, bested again!

Ooh, burn!


Yea, I was dissed too.


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Samuel71
Posts: 7,647
Registered: ‎06-27-2008

Re: Florida is a shit hole


Transco901 wrote:

werepossum wrote:

astriir1 wrote:
WAIT A MINUTE... "Coolest user with a numer in his name"... God dammit, bested again!

Ooh, burn!


Yea, I was dissed too.


There's a difference between having a number in one's name and having a number at the end of one's name.     :smileywink:



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werepossum
Posts: 3,120
Registered: ‎11-04-2004

Re: Florida is a shit hole

Good save!
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Transco901
Posts: 5,076
Registered: ‎07-29-2006

Re: Florida is a shit hole


Samuel71 wrote:

Transco901 wrote:

werepossum wrote:

astriir1 wrote:
WAIT A MINUTE... "Coolest user with a numer in his name"... God dammit, bested again!

Ooh, burn!


Yea, I was dissed too.


There's a difference between having a number in one's name and having a number at the end of one's name.     :smileywink:


Ok, I'll run with that...


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georgeljohn
Posts: 1
Registered: ‎07-26-2011

Re: Florida is a shit hole

I'm with you, man. I'm from L.A., too, but I've lived in this freakin dump for 32 years. It is the biggest shithole of the third world I've been in. The people are rude, stupid, inbred, retarded, bleed easily, and copulate regularly with family members. They can't drive, they can barely read, they're obsessed with football or the Gators or the Seminoles. It's dangerous, hot muggy, the roads are worthless. It has a totally **bleep**ed up economy, no sense of style, crappy restaurants. It's over-crowded and smelly. It's full of **bleep**ing cubans that are too arrogant to learn to speak english. Half the teeage girls here are pregnant or have recently given birth to a crack baby. Govenrment does everything it can to keep progress at bay, schools suck and most graduating seniors read at a 3rd grade level or worse. It has the world's most aggressive drivers that try to emulate their favorite inbred hillbilly NASCAR driver by tailgating 3 inches from your bumper on the freeways. Then, when they crash and burn and kill innocent people, their inbred, hemophilliac, snaggle-toothed relatives put a cross up on the side of the road honoring them as heroes. This place totally sucks and I could go on for another 20 thousand words as to why this place is THE total, absolute shit-stinking Hell hole of the universe. 

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ZeroGuardian
Posts: 5,940
Registered: ‎01-25-2006

Re: Florida is a shit hole

I would like to welcome you to the community! But I have to say this....

 

Please refrain from reviveing old threads in the future.


If you make it idiot proof, they will just make a better idiot.
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