07-24-2009 09:29 AM
So Im visiting Ft. Lauderdale for work. Its the 2nd time Ive ever been here in my life. Im pretty excited because almost every cop episode is based somewhere in Florida. And sure enough it all clicks in why. Just leaving the airport and getting my bags in claim I am surrounded by white trash girls. They all look 15 and have a kid or two. Or its a fat ass white girl with the greasiest black guy she can find. So off I goto the customer, we have cubans driving 1000000 mph and old **bleep**ing white ladies drive 40 on the highway. As well as the little ol black lady who isnt sure where to go. **bleep**. All I wanna do is drive 12 miles to Pompano Beach. I get to my hotel. Ok its in a nice area. I check in. After walking to find a pizza joint one block away in both directions is a shit hole neighborhood. Gotta take the car I guess. Find one. I feel safer in Dorchester getting pizza. Anyways after a week worth of driving all around Boward county I am ready to get the **bleep** back to LA. Where its safer.
07-24-2009 01:20 PM
For most Americans that means a flight first to Mexico City then another flight to Havana. I guess a stop for Tortas would not be so bad, just don't drink the water (and watch out for the drug cartel).
07-24-2009 04:39 PM
I dont live in boston. I may have said it just to not narrow down where I live on a public forum but I really live in Springfield, MA. Out in western MA. LA is my other home. WAY WAY out west.
07-25-2009 08:15 PM
I've only been to Orlando (for a conference so I didn't get to 'play'). Jeebus its f*cking humid! I thought Houston was bad. I would never live there. I grew up in the Rio Grande Valley (here in Texas), so palm trees, sun and beaches don't impress me.
07-25-2009 09:18 PM
Been to Gardner, MA? I may end up out there (for business).
07-26-2009 02:10 PM
yea thats down rt2 up near the top of mass not far from the nh border.
08-11-2009 06:39 AM
I just got back from miami. I only visited south beach, the moment you lave the art deco area and walk 2 blocks away from the beach it gets ugly fast. It's like that with most places.
08-11-2009 02:58 PM
There's a difference between having a number in one's name and having a number at the end of one's name.
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08-11-2009 08:20 PM
Ok, I'll run with that...
07-26-2011 01:23 PM
I'm with you, man. I'm from L.A., too, but I've lived in this freakin dump for 32 years. It is the biggest shithole of the third world I've been in. The people are rude, stupid, inbred, retarded, bleed easily, and copulate regularly with family members. They can't drive, they can barely read, they're obsessed with football or the Gators or the Seminoles. It's dangerous, hot muggy, the roads are worthless. It has a totally **bleep**ed up economy, no sense of style, crappy restaurants. It's over-crowded and smelly. It's full of **bleep**ing cubans that are too arrogant to learn to speak english. Half the teeage girls here are pregnant or have recently given birth to a crack baby. Govenrment does everything it can to keep progress at bay, schools suck and most graduating seniors read at a 3rd grade level or worse. It has the world's most aggressive drivers that try to emulate their favorite inbred hillbilly NASCAR driver by tailgating 3 inches from your bumper on the freeways. Then, when they crash and burn and kill innocent people, their inbred, hemophilliac, snaggle-toothed relatives put a cross up on the side of the road honoring them as heroes. This place totally sucks and I could go on for another 20 thousand words as to why this place is THE total, absolute shit-stinking Hell hole of the universe.
07-26-2011 02:50 PM
I would like to welcome you to the community! But I have to say this....
Please refrain from reviveing old threads in the future.
If you make it idiot proof, they will just make a better idiot.