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sqitso
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Anyone know how to straighten beard hair?

So I have had a really long chin beard for a while now.. Does anyone know something that could straighten it out? Heh.. want to be me idol for Halloween.


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Blooded Grunt
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Re: Anyone know how to straighten beard hair?

Just go to any place that you can get your hair straightened, tell them you want your beard straightend and they can do it. It's just like straightening the hair on your head.  I'm sure you could get some sort of straightener from walmart or something like that... or (correct me if I'm wrong Kess) you might just be able to use a straightening iron?
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jwhx
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Re: Anyone know how to straighten beard hair?

Moustache wax perhaps? i don't really know. All I know is that you'd look awesome as Ming.
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Egglick
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Re: Anyone know how to straighten beard hair?

How are you gonna manage the eyebrows though?
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Kessandra
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Re: Anyone know how to straighten beard hair?

I remember my fiancee used regular hair mousse once which seemingly worked. You could use some regular shampoo that straightens hair or even use a hair-ironer (or whatever its called in English).
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sqitso
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Re: Anyone know how to straighten beard hair?

Hair ironer? Is that one of those flat things that get hot? They open like a hair roller but are flat?
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Re: Anyone know how to straighten beard hair?

Yeah, I just don't know what to call it in English lol.  That's only if your beard is as long as that guy.
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Egglick
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Kessandra wrote:
Yeah, I just don't know what to call it in English lol.  That's only if your beard is as long as that guy.
Now your fiancee is just known as "that guy"??  How cold.

"Yeah, I'll be getting married to that guy one of these days."
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ExcaliburXVII
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Re: Anyone know how to straighten beard hair?

Pretty sure she meant Ming. Also, what's this from?
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sqitso
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ExcaliburXVII wrote:
Pretty sure she meant Ming. Also, what's this from?
What is what from?
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supercharge
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Re: Anyone know how to straighten beard hair?

Flash Gordon. (1980 film)...
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Kessandra
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Egglick wrote:

Kessandra wrote:
Yeah, I just don't know what to call it in English lol.  That's only if your beard is as long as that guy.
Now your fiancee is just known as "that guy"??  How cold.

"Yeah, I'll be getting married to that guy one of these days."
Lol I was talking about the weird guy in the screen shots.
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sqitso
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Kessandra wrote:

Egglick wrote:

Kessandra wrote:
Yeah, I just don't know what to call it in English lol.  That's only if your beard is as long as that guy.
Now your fiancee is just known as "that guy"??  How cold.

"Yeah, I'll be getting married to that guy one of these days."
Lol I was talking about the weird guy in the screen shots.
Weird guy? That's Ming The Merciless.. umm.. man.. I am getting the impression that i am too old. You can't tell me you haven't seen the cult classic Flash Gordon? It's one of those films you have to see kind of like Rocky Horry.. not for the value of the movie.. but just so subject jokes don't fly over your head. Kind of like when someone says "Frankly my dear.. I don't give a whatever" Unless you have seen gone with the wind.. it's not as funny. Now..

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supercharge
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That film is probably older than everyone who has posted in this thread so far, with the exception of you and jwhx.
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SuperCharge wrote:
That film is probably older than everyone who has posted in this thread so far, with the exception of you and jwhx.
Yeah, some of us weren't born yet in 1980....
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Re: Anyone know how to straighten beard hair?

Flash Ahh Ahh he saved everyone of us!

killer movie. non stop start to finish.

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Re: Anyone know how to straighten beard hair?


SuperCharge wrote:
That film is probably older than everyone who has posted in this thread so far, with the exception of you and jwhx.
Way to make him feel old there Charge :smileywink:

Count me as a youngster as well. Born 9 years after the film* :smileyvery-happy:




*For those with math difficulty, 1989 would have been 9 years after 1980.
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stalker_loner wrote:

SuperCharge wrote:
That film is probably older than everyone who has posted in this thread so far, with the exception of you and jwhx.
Way to make him feel old there Charge :smileywink:

Count me as a youngster as well. Born 9 years after the film* :smileyvery-happy:




*For those with math difficulty, 1989 would have been 9 years after 1980.
Jees, I was born in Dec '72.  Looks like we have a gaggle of fetuses (or is it 'feti')... any how.

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Kessandra
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Re: Anyone know how to straighten beard hair?

Born in '85. =)
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sqitso
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Muhahah... found Flash's Football Fight :smileyhappy:
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Kessandra
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O.O
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sqitso wrote:
Muhahah... found Flash's Football Fight :smileyhappy:
That deserves a silly^2
What were those melon things?
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sqitso
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doomtrooper wrote:

sqitso wrote:
Muhahah... found Flash's Football Fight :smileyhappy:
That deserves a silly^2
What were those melon things?

Easter eggs? lol.. I don't know.. the whole movie was very "out there". People wearing spandex and swords.. along with robots and bird men.. it's all good fun.
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Spandex and swords I can deal with, Bird men and reptile people as well. But you juggle unborn babies in eggs around man, that's just unethical!
It looked like a funny movie to watch drunk/stoned.
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